Yes, that’s right. I’m writing a blog post about how I was going to write a tutorial, but was too lazy to even attempt to make the thing.
Back-to-school shopping. It’s at once exciting and terrifying. And for the same reason.
This list is in no way comprehensive.
“How did that happen?!” I whisper because we are still in church.
“It fell in.”
Oh OK then, that explains it…
Sometimes being a parent resembles being on drugs. If you don’t believe me, consider these ten signs you are either a parent or on drugs. Or both. #10 You actually wish you could take naps and go in time-out. #9 You have had snot/spit up/food on or in your skin/clothes/hair while in public. #8 You don’t […]
Warning: graphic (disgusting) content. Do not read this if you are weak of stomach.
I baked the cake according to package directions, stuck a knife in just to be sure it was done, let it cool while I did dishes for a couple of hours (broken dishwasher) and began to frost the cake.
That’s when all hell broke loose.
Since I became a mom 17 years ago, I find myself saying the same things over and over and over again. Like, a lot. All the freaking time. There are things that I always say as a mom that I just keep on repeating and probably will until the day I die because only moms […]
“Oh, we danking? We danking??” J-Dog (14) asked me this the other night as I browsed a humor board on Pinterest and laughed my head off. He originally thought I was laughing about something he and his brother were doing, but shockingly I was not paying attention to them in the least. It was past the general family “bedtime” […]
These may not be truly “lesser-known.” But they are things nobody told me how to do, that I had to figure out anyway.