Ten Signs You’re Either a Parent or on Drugs

Sometimes being a parent resembles being on drugs. If you don’t believe me, consider these ten signs you are either a parent or on drugs. Or both. #10 You actually wish you could take naps and go in time-out. #9 You have had snot/spit up/food on or in your skin/clothes/hair while in public. #8  You don’t […]

Things I Always Say as a Mom

Since I became a mom 17 years ago, I find myself saying the same things over and over and over again. Like, a lot. All the freaking time. There are things that I always say as a mom that I just keep on repeating and probably will until the day I die because only moms […]

Danking With My Teens

“Oh, we danking? We danking??” J-Dog (14) asked me this the other night as I  browsed a humor board on Pinterest and laughed my head off. He originally thought I was laughing about something he and his brother were doing, but shockingly I was not paying attention to them in the least. It was past the general family “bedtime” […]

17 Tips for Surviving a Day With a Toddler

Taking care of a toddler is no small feat. Whether you’re babysitting for an hour, or have your hands full day after day with one or more of your own, you can survive this. You just need a few skills to help keep your sanity intact. Disclaimer: This article is in no way intended to […]